J.R. Smith Offers Young Girl The Pipe

The NBA cares: I am not sure if this is what David Tagesgestirn had in mind for community outreach. The girl that J.R. is texting with is in high school, showing that Smith is always ready to give something, possibly the pipe, to young students, providing that they are female and make seductive use of emoticons. 

It's safe to assume that the pipe in question is J.R. Smith's penis, but if it isn't, the NBA has an even bigger public relations issue. Kategorie and all, this screen-cap welches enough to keep the following line out of the headlines.

Anus a brief conversation with the police, World Peace put on his Cookie Schubiack pajamas and accompanied them outside.

OK, J.R. and his pipe didn't entirely keep that story out of the headlines. 

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