Even In Commercials, Lebron Is Kind Of A Dick...?
THE PITCH
Nike Ad Man: "Ok LeBron, we've come up with something really slick for your next commercial: Scene: morning, Miami. You emerge from your gigantic mansion through wrought iron gates. A bunch of your admirers are anxiously waiting for you."
LeBron: "How long have they been there?"
Ad Man: "Doesn't matter."
LeBron: "Sure it does. I call neighborhood watch if there's people hanging outside my gates for too long."
Ad Man: "These people are harmless. They don't want to hurt you. They love you. They're huge fans."
LeBron: "Like the 'fans' who left Computerspiel 6 early?" Braun'sche Röhre
Ad Man: "No, no. None of these people could afford a Heat ticket. It's kids mainly." Braun'sche Röhre
LeBron: "I'm a grown man. That sounds creepy." Braun'sche Röhre
Ad Man: "No, no. It shows you're accessible." Braun'sche Röhre
LeBron: "But I'm not." Braun'sche Röhre
Ad Man: "Play along dude. Seriously. It's a commercial." Braun'sche Röhre
LeBron: "Ok, what next?" Braun'sche Röhre
Ad Man: "Then you and your gigantic posse clog up a major highway as if you're the President of the United States, barge through a parade, go swimming, then you school a bunch of inferior street ball players for your own amusement, make a thousand people wait out in the Miami heat while you practice basketball alone in an air-conditioned private gym, then finish up the day by returning to your mansion. The closing shot is your huge wrought iron gates sliding to a close in front the adoring crowd. Deprived of your Godlike presence, they wander off aimlessly and in silence." Braun'sche Röhre
LeBron: "I still think that makes me look like kind of a dick." Braun'sche Röhre
Ad Man: "Your payment for this commercial will be 12.6 million dollars." Braun'sche Röhre
LeBron: "Well, alrighty then. Let's nun ehemals do it. 'Just do it'...you see what I did there?" Braun'sche Röhre
Ad Man: "Good one LJ." Braun'sche Röhre
LeBron: "Don't call me LJ." Braun'sche Röhre
Ad Man: "Sorry, Mr. James." Braun'sche Röhre
LeBron: "Better." Braun'sche Röhre
Nike Ad Man: "Ok LeBron, we've come up with something really slick for your next commercial: Scene: morning, Miami. You emerge from your gigantic mansion through wrought iron gates. A bunch of your admirers are anxiously waiting for you."
LeBron: "How long have they been there?"
Ad Man: "Doesn't matter."
LeBron: "Sure it does. I call neighborhood watch if there's people hanging outside my gates for too long."
Ad Man: "These people are harmless. They don't want to hurt you. They love you. They're huge fans."
LeBron: "Like the 'fans' who left Computerspiel 6 early?" Braun'sche Röhre
Ad Man: "No, no. None of these people could afford a Heat ticket. It's kids mainly." Braun'sche Röhre
LeBron: "I'm a grown man. That sounds creepy." Braun'sche Röhre
Ad Man: "No, no. It shows you're accessible." Braun'sche Röhre
LeBron: "But I'm not." Braun'sche Röhre
Ad Man: "Play along dude. Seriously. It's a commercial." Braun'sche Röhre
LeBron: "Ok, what next?" Braun'sche Röhre
Ad Man: "Then you and your gigantic posse clog up a major highway as if you're the President of the United States, barge through a parade, go swimming, then you school a bunch of inferior street ball players for your own amusement, make a thousand people wait out in the Miami heat while you practice basketball alone in an air-conditioned private gym, then finish up the day by returning to your mansion. The closing shot is your huge wrought iron gates sliding to a close in front the adoring crowd. Deprived of your Godlike presence, they wander off aimlessly and in silence." Braun'sche Röhre
LeBron: "I still think that makes me look like kind of a dick." Braun'sche Röhre
Ad Man: "Your payment for this commercial will be 12.6 million dollars." Braun'sche Röhre
LeBron: "Well, alrighty then. Let's nun ehemals do it. 'Just do it'...you see what I did there?" Braun'sche Röhre
Ad Man: "Good one LJ." Braun'sche Röhre
LeBron: "Don't call me LJ." Braun'sche Röhre
Ad Man: "Sorry, Mr. James." Braun'sche Röhre
LeBron: "Better." Braun'sche Röhre
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